1 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,971 - What are you doing? - Joining you. 2 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:31,043 Get in your own bed. 3 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:36,040 A kiss then. 4 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,446 No. 5 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,618 - One kiss. - No. 6 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,441 Good night. 7 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,807 Good night. 8 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,960 You're a witch. 9 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:16,415 Frankfurt? 10 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:19,852 New York. 11 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:22,553 Basel. 12 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,179 Sydney. 13 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,493 So you'll be gone a long time. 14 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:31,489 Very long. I'm leaving you, Cremer. 15 00:05:33,232 --> 00:05:35,894 - Why? - You're a louse. 16 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,643 Loohman here. I'll keep it short. 17 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:47,235 We've rejected all your designs. 18 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,077 I spent four months working on them. 19 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:53,516 Then you wasted four months. 20 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:55,712 It's rubbish, Cremer. 21 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:57,915 You're an oaf. 22 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:01,289 You never look at me, you never caress me. 23 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,419 It's never my birthday. 24 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,429 You're useless in bed. 25 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:08,500 You stick it in, and within seconds it's over. 26 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:11,297 And then you run off to the toilet, because you have diarrhea. 27 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:16,368 My parents have never met you. Do you know why not? 28 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,909 I'm ashamed to introduce you. 29 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:29,951 At least two of those designs must be usable. 30 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,548 It's for the summer collection. We don't see any summer in them. 31 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:36,253 It's too extreme. It's avant-garde. 32 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:39,991 We want soft colors, soft patterns. 33 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:44,126 I'm coming straight over to defend my designs. 34 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,034 No, you're not. 35 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:50,473 You have one week to come up with at least one perfect design. 36 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:54,444 - What's your problem? - Nothing. You are the problem. 37 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:56,845 This is your last chance. 38 00:06:59,051 --> 00:07:00,678 I'm going. 39 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,924 You don't understand why, do you? 40 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,890 I'm glad. I hope you never understand. 41 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,620 Turn that monkey music off. 42 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,557 Bleeding jungle bunny. 43 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:08,821 Jerk. 44 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,194 Shall we? 45 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:33,602 - Is this more of Cremer's stuff? - Yes. 46 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,567 Here we go again. 47 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,273 What does Cremer think? That he's an artist? 48 00:09:57,496 --> 00:10:01,125 What the hell is this? It's rubbish. 49 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,860 Mind your tone. 50 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:06,598 He's talented, but he's got problems. 51 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,105 That much is obvious. 52 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:12,868 Who'd wear that? 53 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:14,537 - Is he a queer? - No. 54 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:18,139 - It's camp crap. - Being cheeky, De Vos? 55 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,053 Kick him out. 56 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:23,053 Shut up, or I'll kick you out. 57 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:26,454 I'm paid to give my opinion. 58 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,722 Cremer is a frustrated artist. Get rid of him. 59 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:33,128 What are we even talking about? Why is he using those loud colors? 60 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:38,670 He's toying with us. The whole fashion scene is pastel tints. 61 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:41,535 So Cremer is just toying with us? 62 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:45,372 Yes, I do. We gave him a simple job. 63 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,845 What good is a designer who doesn't deliver what you ask for? 64 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:53,744 If you ordered triplex from a wood shop 65 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:57,482 and you got eels, you'd say, "Get lost." 66 00:10:57,590 --> 00:11:00,354 - It's crap, Loohman. - Oh, really? 67 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,391 - I think this is very good. - Really? 68 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,867 What's so good about it? 69 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,068 The color is nice. 70 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:19,270 It has character, without being loud. 71 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:23,041 The design isn't tied to a specific milieu. 72 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:26,846 It's cheerful, optimistic. 73 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,921 And it's a leaf design. 74 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:34,015 It's timeless. This is going to the printer. 75 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:36,185 - And then? - A summer dress. 76 00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:38,627 - Who will design it? - De Vet. 77 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,460 Why are we even here? 78 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:47,733 We tell you what we think, but you don't listen. 79 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:52,072 We're here just so you can pretend there's a discussion going on, 80 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,476 but there's absolutely nothing going on here. 81 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:57,879 What you say goes, and that's final. 82 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:03,078 I don't feel like discussing this, Van Tilt. 83 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:07,592 You've got personal problems. That's why you're uppity. 84 00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,754 What do you mean? 85 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,263 Your wife has left you, hasn't she? 86 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,799 Because she's bored. 87 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,028 Because you can't get it up anymore. 88 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:21,231 Filthy, rotten closet queen. 89 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,786 Calm down. 90 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,531 I only want what's best. 91 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,527 You're screwed, Van Tilt. 92 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,856 Here's wishing you rotten luck. 93 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:39,137 No Trespassing De Vet - Fashion Designer 94 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,350 Filthy bastard. 95 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,849 I want my clothes. I want to go home. 96 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,945 Eva, come here. 97 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:27,753 You're disgusting. You're a pervert. 98 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:31,489 Ah, come on. Tony is very sweet. 99 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,430 Sweet? You're crazy. 100 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:38,993 Tony is a person, only in a different form. 101 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:46,735 Come on, Tony. Where's the girl? 102 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:49,040 There's the girl. 103 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,116 Call him off. 104 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:52,478 Call him off. 105 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,882 Madam thinks she's too good for a pig. 106 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:58,616 Stupid bitch. Tony has made all my girlfriends happy. 107 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,352 I want my clothes. 108 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,123 Now. 109 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,261 - And the videotape. - It's blank. 110 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:18,309 - The tape, or I'll report you. - I'll wipe it. 111 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,312 I'll blow you to bits. 112 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,530 - Mr. De Vet? - From top to toe. 113 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,435 Here you go. 114 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,376 What a gorgeous dress. 115 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:57,081 - Which one? - The blue one with the leaves. 116 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,657 - Yes. Shall we? - It's not expensive. 117 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,555 Just a quick look. 118 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,199 It's a good fit. 119 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,742 Do you like it? 120 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,835 - Honestly? - Yes. 121 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,710 It's ridiculous. You're 61, Stella. 122 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:27,114 - This is a young girl's dress. - What do you think? 123 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:30,188 I think it makes madam look younger. 124 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:36,788 Do you mind if I help that lady? Then you can make up your minds. 125 00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:43,193 - You really don't like it? - I told you. 126 00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,402 I'll take it. 127 00:21:57,382 --> 00:22:00,180 - Martin? - Yes? 128 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:02,378 Why is it so quiet? 129 00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:08,021 It's not quiet. 130 00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:10,691 It is quiet. 131 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:16,092 - I can hear all kinds of things. - That's not what I mean. 132 00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:20,269 Your brother was here yesterday. All he did was talk. 133 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:22,567 He didn't say anything. 134 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:26,075 - He didn't say anything. - What? 135 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,409 Herman told funny stories. You even laughed. 136 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,412 To humor him. 137 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,610 You laughed very convincingly. 138 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,052 I was faking it. 139 00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:39,180 - What for? - For Herman. 140 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,259 He's waiting to die. 141 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,124 Hermars waiting to die? What gives you that idea? 142 00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:45,526 It's true. 143 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:48,121 He's a cheerful guy. 144 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:50,133 Don't you notice anything? 145 00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:53,432 All our visitors are just waiting for the end. 146 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,501 The waiting bores them, so they tell funny stories. 147 00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:59,406 I'm sick of hearing them. 148 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:04,575 Sweetheart, what's the matter? 149 00:23:07,352 --> 00:23:09,980 Think of something. A plan. 150 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,885 Something we could still do. 151 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:15,619 You get these ideas because you're anemic. 152 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,695 Are we stupid? 153 00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:21,095 You're not. I might be a bit. 154 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:23,935 Shall we have sex? 155 00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:26,833 Wild sex? Something we've never done before? 156 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:29,336 - Tonight. - Tonight? 157 00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:34,144 - Now. - During the day? 158 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,821 Hand over your money, or I'll blow you away. 159 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:53,295 - Who is it? - A charity collection. 160 00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:56,026 - My money's inside. - Get it. 161 00:24:07,245 --> 00:24:10,840 - What's it for? - The blind. 162 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:25,163 Sweetheart, what's wrong? 163 00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:29,800 I don't feel well. 164 00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:41,842 - You have to wash my dress. - Don't worry. 165 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:46,910 - The doctor says you need rest. - That's original. 166 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:49,646 The doctor is an idiot. Wash my dress. 167 00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:51,085 Yes. 168 00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:54,181 Now, or that stain won't come out. 169 00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:04,435 Cold, and by hand. 170 00:25:57,289 --> 00:26:00,258 - Help me. - Sweetheart, please. 171 00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:05,988 - I don't want to. - Stella, love. 172 00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:09,433 I'm so afraid. 173 00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,325 Sweetheart. 174 00:27:21,606 --> 00:27:22,903 Johanna? 175 00:27:26,077 --> 00:27:28,477 It fell out of the sky. 176 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:31,811 Must be from one of the neighbors. Did it come from the left or the right? 177 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:35,716 From above. I'll ask around. 178 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:24,665 I found this dress in the garden. Is it yours? 179 00:28:26,938 --> 00:28:30,897 - Are you missing a dress? - What kind of a dress? 180 00:28:33,945 --> 00:28:37,745 - A blue one with leaves. - Leaves? 181 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:41,619 - Leaves. - Leaves? 182 00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:48,121 From a tree. Or a bush. 183 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:51,195 Big leaves, small leaves? 184 00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:55,528 - Big leaves. - Are they oak leaves? 185 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:58,566 She wants to know if they're oak leaves. 186 00:28:59,871 --> 00:29:01,168 No. 187 00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:04,571 - No. - What kind of leaves then? 188 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:09,271 - What kind of leaves? - Imaginary leaves. 189 00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:11,678 They look like a fish skeleton. 190 00:29:11,783 --> 00:29:16,220 Imaginary leaves. They look like a fish skeleton. 191 00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:18,289 Is he from next-door? 192 00:29:18,389 --> 00:29:21,654 - Are you from next-door? - From across the road. 193 00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:28,121 - From across the road. - They collaborated. 194 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:32,329 - You collaborated in the war. - I'm the gardener. 195 00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:37,468 - It's the gardener. - Is it your dress or not? 196 00:29:38,176 --> 00:29:41,043 Is it your dress or not? 197 00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:44,138 - Is it a summer dress? - Why don't you show it to her? 198 00:29:45,316 --> 00:29:46,783 My wife is blind. 199 00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,817 It is a summer dress. 200 00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:53,853 It is a summer dress. 201 00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:58,124 It is a summer dress. 202 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:03,263 - It is a summer dress! - I heard you. 203 00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:06,826 - Why don't you answer? - I'm fed up with it. 204 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:09,336 She's fed up with it. 205 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,456 It's no one's. 206 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:32,530 - Give it to your wife then. - My wife is senile. 207 00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:33,927 So? 208 00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:36,830 A senile woman in a dress like that? 209 00:30:36,935 --> 00:30:38,732 Don't you want it? 210 00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:41,364 I'd love it. 211 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,708 It's gorgeous. 212 00:30:56,721 --> 00:30:58,689 Cup of tea, please. 213 00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:09,626 Thanks. Keep the change. 214 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:38,295 Good afternoon. Tickets, please. 215 00:32:20,338 --> 00:32:23,637 - I don't feel well. - Again? 216 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:27,544 - Same old story. - Can I go home? 217 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,976 I can't very well say no, can I? 218 00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:38,455 De Smet! 219 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:41,959 Go and see a doctor. 220 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,151 Look. 221 00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:48,188 I'm hungry. 222 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:19,757 You're a great help. 223 00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:22,481 Are you coming? 224 00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:39,869 Herman? 225 00:35:44,575 --> 00:35:46,543 Come to bed. 226 00:35:51,516 --> 00:35:54,144 Be nice to me. 227 00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:56,720 I'm going out for a while. 228 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:02,657 - Can I come? - No. See you later. 229 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,751 Poop. 230 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:08,320 It's not your scene. Just painters. 231 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:39,396 Herman? 232 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:13,980 Do you like me after all? 233 00:39:15,953 --> 00:39:17,250 Yes. 234 00:39:18,322 --> 00:39:20,290 My little painter. 235 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:25,759 How's your little paintbrush? 236 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:30,660 How's your little paintbrush then? 237 00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:33,736 Fine. 238 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,774 Don't get angry. 239 00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:40,944 Calm down, calm down. 240 00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:47,884 Calm down now. 241 00:39:47,985 --> 00:39:50,453 I'm just a ticket collector. 242 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,192 Will you please go away? 243 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:59,494 - Werert you enjoying it? - I thought you were Herman. 244 00:40:00,197 --> 00:40:02,563 You also thought, "Hermars suddenly passionate." 245 00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:04,224 Leave! Leave! 246 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:05,802 Calm down. 247 00:40:17,014 --> 00:40:18,982 You're so beautiful. 248 00:40:20,484 --> 00:40:22,111 What do you want? 249 00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:25,518 I don't just jump into bed with any woman. 250 00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:28,487 I love you. 251 00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:32,596 - Do you hear me? - Yes, I hear you. 252 00:40:33,964 --> 00:40:35,932 But I don't know you, do I? 253 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:40,864 - I already have a boyfriend. - That may be, 254 00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:43,769 but someone nicer could come along. 255 00:40:43,874 --> 00:40:47,002 - And that's you? - Yes. 256 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:51,070 - Are you on medication? - No. I'm normal. 257 00:40:52,817 --> 00:40:56,184 Today I met the woman of my dreams. 258 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,915 And that woman is you. 259 00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:02,424 Is this a bet? Is Herman behind this? 260 00:41:02,526 --> 00:41:03,652 No. 261 00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:08,628 What's your name? 262 00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:10,993 Johanna. 263 00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:19,499 I'm here because I have to be. 264 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:22,238 Because I love you. Really. 265 00:41:47,738 --> 00:41:49,535 Under the bed. 266 00:42:22,907 --> 00:42:25,740 - You still up? - I couldn't sleep. 267 00:42:26,443 --> 00:42:27,910 What are you doing? 268 00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:30,776 Just looking. I'll come in a minute. 269 00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:37,780 - Go. Now. - A date. 270 00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:39,981 - We must make a date. - Another time. 271 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:42,991 - A date. - Where? 272 00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:46,691 The pumping station. Tomorrow at 8:00. 273 00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:48,287 Go. 274 00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:34,032 - You smell strange. - What do you mean? 275 00:43:34,144 --> 00:43:36,942 You smell like an old goat. What is it? 276 00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:43,246 - I can't smell anything. - But it's really strong. 277 00:43:44,254 --> 00:43:47,417 - What the hell have you been doing? - Nothing. 278 00:43:47,524 --> 00:43:52,018 - You've never smelled like this. - It's as if I stink. 279 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:55,860 - You do stink. - I think it's nice. Good night. 280 00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:37,464 - Do you live here? - No. Come in. 281 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:59,556 - Coming? - Whose house is this? 282 00:45:59,656 --> 00:46:01,453 Does it matter? 283 00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:07,286 - Whose house is this? - A friend's. He's on vacation. 284 00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:00,509 I don't know if I can do it here. 285 00:47:00,617 --> 00:47:02,482 Of course you can. 286 00:47:05,923 --> 00:47:07,823 What if your friend comes home? 287 00:47:07,925 --> 00:47:09,392 He's in Spain. 288 00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:17,261 Johanna, come on. 289 00:47:17,367 --> 00:47:19,198 I don't even know your name. 290 00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:21,100 Hans. 291 00:47:21,205 --> 00:47:22,695 Come on now. 292 00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:27,544 Do we have to do it here? 293 00:47:28,478 --> 00:47:30,275 It's creepy. 294 00:47:31,815 --> 00:47:33,783 Johanna, nothing's going to happen. 295 00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:36,786 Are you sure? 296 00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:38,354 I'm sure. 297 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:09,648 - Someone's coming in. - Join me. 298 00:48:09,753 --> 00:48:12,221 Someone's coming in. 299 00:48:12,322 --> 00:48:13,550 Who is it? 300 00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:14,988 Come on. 301 00:48:15,692 --> 00:48:18,752 - A baby. We have to leave! - Just for a moment. 302 00:48:18,862 --> 00:48:20,989 - No, damn it! - Yes, damn it! 303 00:48:21,098 --> 00:48:23,089 You're mad. Where are we? 304 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,828 - Come here. - Where are we? 305 00:48:25,936 --> 00:48:28,404 - Come to bed. - I want to go home. 306 00:48:28,505 --> 00:48:31,668 - Let go of me. - Shut up. There's nothing wrong. 307 00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:52,021 Stupid bitch! Are you satisfied? Get dressed. 308 00:48:54,731 --> 00:48:57,097 What the hell is this? Who are you? 309 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,667 Don't get angry. 310 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,237 Your husband asked me to look after your house. 311 00:49:01,338 --> 00:49:03,499 You're lying. I don't have a husband. 312 00:49:04,741 --> 00:49:06,208 Get dressed. 313 00:49:10,113 --> 00:49:11,705 Downstairs. 314 00:49:19,323 --> 00:49:20,654 Sit. 315 00:49:20,757 --> 00:49:22,224 Sit! 316 00:50:40,504 --> 00:50:43,473 Stop them. Stop them! 317 00:50:45,142 --> 00:50:46,609 Damn it. 318 00:52:24,674 --> 00:52:26,369 Drive, please. 319 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,910 I'm being chased by a nutcase. 320 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:32,115 Please. Quickly. 321 00:54:54,391 --> 00:54:56,188 Can I get out? 322 00:54:58,928 --> 00:55:00,395 Can I get out? 323 00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:05,201 Can I get out? 324 00:55:07,904 --> 00:55:10,338 Please, don't. Don't. 325 00:55:17,414 --> 00:55:20,212 I saved you. Don't I get a reward? 326 00:55:27,691 --> 00:55:30,558 Don't be such a baby. A quickie, that's all. 327 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:07,091 Now what? 328 00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:10,925 - I don't know. - I do. 329 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,729 You have to report it. 330 00:56:12,836 --> 00:56:15,236 No, I don't want to. 331 00:56:15,338 --> 00:56:17,499 Why not? 332 00:56:17,607 --> 00:56:19,404 All that fuss - 333 00:56:21,745 --> 00:56:25,704 - That humiliating fuss. - Don't report it then. 334 00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:29,137 What is it? 335 00:57:30,313 --> 00:57:32,440 Any old clothes? For Africa. 336 00:57:43,426 --> 00:57:46,884 - It's covered in stains. - It's for Africa, right? 337 00:58:56,466 --> 00:59:00,266 - How much is this? - Forty-five guilders. 338 00:59:19,522 --> 00:59:21,752 - Bye. - Good luck with it. 339 00:59:45,081 --> 00:59:47,549 Good afternoon. Tickets, please. 340 01:01:16,773 --> 01:01:19,241 - Hello, Mom. - You're late. 341 01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:22,869 - Notice anything? - You've got a new dress. 342 01:01:22,979 --> 01:01:25,539 Yes. And? 343 01:01:32,989 --> 01:01:35,287 Yes. 344 01:01:39,662 --> 01:01:41,630 Bring the board in, will you? 345 01:02:12,795 --> 01:02:14,922 We'll be back tomorrow around 4:00. 346 01:02:15,031 --> 01:02:16,658 - Right, Harry? - Yes. 347 01:02:16,766 --> 01:02:19,894 Look after the house, okay? And don't let the dog in the shop. 348 01:02:20,002 --> 01:02:22,470 - If there's a problem, phone De Wit. - Yes. 349 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:24,870 - We'll be back tomorrow. - Around 4:00. 350 01:02:24,974 --> 01:02:26,441 - Yes. - Yes. 351 01:02:31,647 --> 01:02:33,274 Don't I get a kiss? 352 01:02:37,453 --> 01:02:40,684 - And no parties. - If there's a problem, phone De Wit. 353 01:02:42,558 --> 01:02:45,652 Love to Aunt Els and Uncle Wouter? 354 01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:48,230 Yes, love to Aunt Els and Uncle Wouter. 355 01:02:48,331 --> 01:02:50,060 Jesus wept! 356 01:02:50,166 --> 01:02:53,499 - Nice way to leave. - Be nice to your mother. 357 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,366 She can't. 358 01:02:55,471 --> 01:02:57,268 Anything I say is wrong. 359 01:02:59,408 --> 01:03:01,376 Nice way to leave. 360 01:03:31,707 --> 01:03:33,675 I can't leave like this. 361 01:03:33,776 --> 01:03:35,573 Say sorry and give me a kiss. 362 01:03:35,678 --> 01:03:37,111 Sorry. 363 01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:49,158 And if there's a problem, phone De Wit. 364 01:04:23,726 --> 01:04:25,694 Is this house for sale? 365 01:04:28,497 --> 01:04:30,124 No, it's not. 366 01:04:30,233 --> 01:04:32,565 Where did I get that idea from then? 367 01:04:33,903 --> 01:04:36,201 Do the villagers make things up? 368 01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,150 I'm thirsty. 369 01:04:53,256 --> 01:04:55,224 Can I have a glass of water? 370 01:05:23,886 --> 01:05:25,353 Please leave. 371 01:05:25,454 --> 01:05:27,251 I'm not allowed to let anyone in. 372 01:07:13,195 --> 01:07:14,662 Don't scream. 373 01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:18,333 I said, "Don't scream." 374 01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:22,533 You can trust me. I'm a nice man. 375 01:07:22,638 --> 01:07:25,607 But you must do exactly as I say. Do you promise? 376 01:07:26,308 --> 01:07:28,105 Do you promise? 377 01:07:29,145 --> 01:07:32,774 I'll take my hand away and you'll be very quiet. 378 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:34,349 Agreed? 379 01:07:40,222 --> 01:07:42,747 I'll go outside, knock, 380 01:07:42,858 --> 01:07:44,655 and you say, "Who's there?" 381 01:07:56,405 --> 01:07:57,872 Who's there? 382 01:07:59,175 --> 01:08:02,804 You asked anxiously. I don't want that. 383 01:08:03,612 --> 01:08:06,240 It must be hopeful. Understand? 384 01:08:06,348 --> 01:08:07,975 Full of expectation. 385 01:08:13,189 --> 01:08:14,747 Who's there? 386 01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:20,228 It's me. 387 01:08:20,329 --> 01:08:22,160 Are you pleased to see me? 388 01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:25,930 Go and stand by the bed. 389 01:08:27,703 --> 01:08:29,500 Go and stand by the bed. 390 01:08:34,276 --> 01:08:36,244 And smile. 391 01:08:37,746 --> 01:08:39,805 Smile at me. You're pleased to see me. 392 01:08:42,885 --> 01:08:44,785 How were you born? 393 01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:49,621 How were you born? 394 01:08:50,326 --> 01:08:52,317 Do you mean, was it an easy birth? 395 01:08:53,529 --> 01:08:56,726 - Were you born with your clothes on? - No. 396 01:08:56,832 --> 01:08:58,629 How then? 397 01:09:00,102 --> 01:09:03,401 - Naked. - What's that like, naked? 398 01:09:04,106 --> 01:09:06,074 What do you want? 399 01:09:06,175 --> 01:09:08,302 What's that like, naked? 400 01:09:08,410 --> 01:09:09,707 Please leave. 401 01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:11,370 - Show me. - What? 402 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:14,210 - What that's like, naked. - I don't want to. 403 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:18,780 Show me, damn it! Don't make it hard for me. 404 01:09:24,393 --> 01:09:26,361 First your panties. 405 01:09:36,705 --> 01:09:38,434 Now your dress. 406 01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:43,738 Graciously, please. 407 01:09:46,615 --> 01:09:49,083 I won't do anything weird. I'm normal. 408 01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:53,588 Yes, that's right. 409 01:09:54,857 --> 01:09:56,449 Slowly. 410 01:10:00,930 --> 01:10:02,557 Lovely. 411 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,000 Now lay down 412 01:10:09,104 --> 01:10:12,596 and say, "Sweet ticket collector, come to bed with me." 413 01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:16,978 - What are you going to do? - Nothing you don't want me to. 414 01:10:18,747 --> 01:10:20,715 I don't want you in my bed. 415 01:10:22,952 --> 01:10:24,419 Am I unattractive? 416 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,417 Am I unattractive? Answer. 417 01:10:28,524 --> 01:10:29,491 No. 418 01:10:30,926 --> 01:10:34,384 Lay down and say, "Please come to bed with me." 419 01:10:45,107 --> 01:10:47,405 Please come to bed with me. 420 01:10:48,644 --> 01:10:50,441 I don't believe you. 421 01:10:52,314 --> 01:10:54,305 Please come to bed with me. 422 01:10:55,451 --> 01:10:57,248 I don't believe you. 423 01:11:02,224 --> 01:11:04,590 Please come to bed with me. 424 01:11:06,228 --> 01:11:08,025 I'm coming, my love. 425 01:11:35,224 --> 01:11:36,691 And now? 426 01:11:37,526 --> 01:11:40,893 Turn over with your back towards me. 427 01:11:52,608 --> 01:11:54,075 Good night. 428 01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:57,341 Are we going to sleep? 429 01:11:58,047 --> 01:11:59,344 Yes. 430 01:12:00,716 --> 01:12:02,183 Good night. 431 01:15:04,032 --> 01:15:05,659 Are you home? 432 01:15:05,767 --> 01:15:08,895 Yes, but I'm not in the mood for you. 433 01:15:12,574 --> 01:15:15,702 - I'm in very good spirits. - Yes, I'd noticed. 434 01:15:16,411 --> 01:15:18,879 All the worse. Then you blather on so. 435 01:15:22,017 --> 01:15:24,952 That's a lovely little dress you're wearing. 436 01:15:25,053 --> 01:15:27,021 Go sweet-talk your mom. 437 01:15:27,723 --> 01:15:30,021 I'm here to tell you I had a nice day yesterday. 438 01:15:30,125 --> 01:15:33,253 My memory doesn't go back that far. 439 01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:37,025 Why are you acting this way? The sun is out, the birds are singing. 440 01:15:37,132 --> 01:15:39,100 Get lost with your birds. 441 01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:00,915 What's the matter? 442 01:16:01,023 --> 01:16:03,992 The winter. I can smell the winter again. 443 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,358 The bloody winter. 444 01:16:43,999 --> 01:16:45,296 May I come in? 445 01:17:15,797 --> 01:17:18,095 I wish I were an alcoholic. 446 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:21,268 Everything is so clear. 447 01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:23,838 So unbearably clear. 448 01:17:24,706 --> 01:17:26,173 Come on, Marie. 449 01:17:26,875 --> 01:17:29,969 Why the hell are we born? 450 01:17:30,078 --> 01:17:32,308 That's a stupid question. 451 01:17:32,414 --> 01:17:35,042 Because. That's why. 452 01:17:35,150 --> 01:17:37,448 I've got no backbone. 453 01:17:37,552 --> 01:17:41,648 That's what my mother used to say. "You have no backbone." 454 01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:43,554 No backbone? 455 01:17:46,361 --> 01:17:49,888 What's this here then? A sturdy little backbone. 456 01:17:54,102 --> 01:17:56,002 I'm going to kiss you. 457 01:17:56,104 --> 01:17:58,595 - I don't want you to. - A kiss. 458 01:17:58,707 --> 01:18:00,834 A nice kiss, to give us strength. 459 01:18:00,942 --> 01:18:03,410 - My mouth's dirty. - I don't care. 460 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,104 Just kiss me on the cheek. 461 01:18:05,213 --> 01:18:07,181 That's not a kiss. 462 01:18:09,551 --> 01:18:11,280 Come here. 463 01:18:14,990 --> 01:18:17,288 I don't want to. 464 01:18:31,306 --> 01:18:33,274 I'd better go. 465 01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:35,172 Are you angry? 466 01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:42,509 How's it going? 467 01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:46,743 I'm so cold. 468 01:20:00,395 --> 01:20:02,863 And I crapped my pants. 469 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:07,167 Marie, love. 470 01:20:11,606 --> 01:20:14,074 I'll make a fire for you. 471 01:20:14,176 --> 01:20:16,144 What about my pants? 472 01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:18,946 We'll see to that later. 473 01:21:12,934 --> 01:21:14,401 Bloody hell. 474 01:21:16,805 --> 01:21:18,602 Bloody hell. 475 01:21:23,078 --> 01:21:25,012 Put it out, please. 476 01:21:31,019 --> 01:21:32,816 I'll get some dry wood. 477 01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:38,716 You'll come back, won't you? I'm so cold. 478 01:21:39,794 --> 01:21:41,762 You'll have a nice fire soon. 479 01:22:36,751 --> 01:22:39,049 Look, dry as a bone. 480 01:22:44,292 --> 01:22:46,260 Marie, move up a bit. 481 01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:49,096 Marie, love. 482 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,298 I've got some dry wood. 483 01:26:00,288 --> 01:26:01,846 Enough. 484 01:27:39,087 --> 01:27:42,386 Listen, I have a hundred guilders. 485 01:27:43,558 --> 01:27:45,856 It's yours in exchange for a small favor. 486 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:47,757 Get lost, pervert. 487 01:28:05,346 --> 01:28:08,144 Would you do me a small favor for a hundred guilders? 488 01:28:09,350 --> 01:28:11,375 Get lost, creep. 489 01:28:18,393 --> 01:28:20,691 You'll get old and die, too, one day. 490 01:28:39,414 --> 01:28:43,714 All the girls start cursing at me before they even know what I want. 491 01:28:43,818 --> 01:28:45,479 Why? 492 01:28:46,421 --> 01:28:48,719 You're very old. 493 01:28:48,823 --> 01:28:51,189 Yes, and I hate it. 494 01:28:51,292 --> 01:28:55,228 You look a mess, so there's no money in it either. 495 01:28:56,764 --> 01:28:58,391 I've got a hundred guilders. 496 01:28:58,499 --> 01:29:01,332 That's not enough. Seniors pay double. 497 01:29:01,436 --> 01:29:05,668 - Seniors always get a discount. - I'm not a museum. 498 01:29:06,708 --> 01:29:09,700 - I don't want what you think. - What do I think? 499 01:29:11,946 --> 01:29:15,109 - Not for a hundred. - Just a small thing. 500 01:29:15,216 --> 01:29:17,707 - What? - A French kiss. 501 01:29:17,819 --> 01:29:20,379 - A French kiss? - Yes, a nice French kiss. 502 01:29:23,858 --> 01:29:25,917 Do you have false teeth? 503 01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:29,223 - Only the top ones. - No way. 504 01:29:31,132 --> 01:29:32,099 Please. 505 01:29:37,872 --> 01:29:40,170 - I'll brush my teeth. - There's no water here. 506 01:29:40,274 --> 01:29:42,401 There's a fountain over there. 507 01:29:46,180 --> 01:29:48,648 - A hundred? - A hundred. 508 01:30:15,543 --> 01:30:17,511 You really have a hundred? 509 01:30:19,013 --> 01:30:20,640 Show me. 510 01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:41,568 Will you do me a favor? 511 01:30:41,669 --> 01:30:43,637 A French kiss. Nothing else. 512 01:30:45,907 --> 01:30:47,807 Yes, a French kiss. 513 01:30:48,509 --> 01:30:50,670 But not too expertly. 514 01:30:51,379 --> 01:30:53,347 As if it's your first kiss. 515 01:30:54,215 --> 01:30:56,342 You're asking a lot. 516 01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:30,614 - Another one. - No way. 517 01:32:01,148 --> 01:32:03,207 Sit down over here. 518 01:32:04,619 --> 01:32:06,246 Sit down. 519 01:32:08,389 --> 01:32:10,016 Come along now. 520 01:32:22,570 --> 01:32:26,199 Right. What do you notice about this painting? 521 01:32:30,578 --> 01:32:32,546 - Egbert? - Gloomy people. 522 01:32:33,247 --> 01:32:35,545 Gloomy people. What else? 523 01:32:36,450 --> 01:32:38,975 - Melvin. - Gloomy colors. 524 01:32:39,687 --> 01:32:41,314 Gloomy colors. 525 01:32:41,422 --> 01:32:43,390 Are all the colors gloomy? 526 01:32:44,759 --> 01:32:47,626 - Anne? - No, the dress is cheerful. 527 01:32:47,728 --> 01:32:49,286 Yes. 528 01:32:49,397 --> 01:32:51,365 What do you make of that? 529 01:32:51,465 --> 01:32:53,763 A gloomy painting with a cheerful dress. 530 01:32:53,868 --> 01:32:55,495 That's a - 531 01:32:56,871 --> 01:32:58,668 That's a 532 01:32:58,773 --> 01:33:00,400 contrast. 533 01:33:00,508 --> 01:33:02,976 If you don't say it, then I will. 534 01:33:04,645 --> 01:33:10,015 Do you have any idea what the painter had in mind? 535 01:33:10,718 --> 01:33:14,085 A gloomy man, a gloomy woman, 536 01:33:14,188 --> 01:33:16,656 a gloomy little boy, a cheerful dress. 537 01:33:18,392 --> 01:33:21,793 Nobody? Shall I say it again then? 538 01:33:24,065 --> 01:33:27,193 In comparison to the couple and the boy, 539 01:33:27,301 --> 01:33:30,327 the dress seems to be laughing. 540 01:33:31,038 --> 01:33:33,370 It's saying, "Chin up." 541 01:33:34,241 --> 01:33:37,870 Don't be gloomy, couple. Don't be gloomy, boy. 542 01:33:39,380 --> 01:33:43,339 Do the couple and the boy listen to the dress? 543 01:33:44,385 --> 01:33:47,513 No. For them, the dress isn't there. 544 01:33:47,622 --> 01:33:50,250 It doesn't actually exist. 545 01:33:51,759 --> 01:33:54,728 The woman just put something on. 546 01:33:54,829 --> 01:33:57,229 Just like the man and the - 547 01:34:03,671 --> 01:34:05,730 Just like the man and - 548 01:34:25,292 --> 01:34:27,089 I'm normal! 549 01:34:47,548 --> 01:34:49,175 I'm normal!